You know you are from Cincinnati when...

Your idea of a three-way is chilli over spaghetti topped with cheddar

You hate Cleveland, but you don't know why, and you've never been there

You think Northern Kentucky is part of Ohio

You've been to California, Wyoming, Coney Island, and Over-the-Rhine in one day

Losing football teams draw more fans than winning baseball teams

Indiana is about 20 miles away, but it takes about four hours to get there.

It's too cold in the winter, and too hot and humid in the summer, to ever stay outside for very long.

You drive to Columbus or Louisville to avoid the prices at the Cincinnati airport.

City council members hold debates on whether or not they should debate in the first place.

Big Red Smokies are a ballpark treat, not cause to dial 9-1-1.

If the temperature hits 45 degrees, and the sun comes out in any month between November and April, people walk around downtown wearing shades and no jackets.

You know how Jerry Springer got his start.

You know in which state the Greater Cincinnati Airport is located

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Cincinnati.

I just cam across these and thought they were too funny.. of course that may be cuz I am from Cincy.