Children aka little slaves

My boys tend to think that they need to argue and fight non-stop today, as well as be overly obnoxious, so they will be doing my chores today. It may take me twice as long and I may have to go back and redo it all my way, but hopefully they will decide to straighten up.. and if that doesnt work, my next resort is shaving their heads. If you now my boys, they have shaggy long hair, and hate to get trims. So, that is the ultimate punishment. They can think about behaving for the 2 months or more while their hair grows back out. Taking things away, making them do chores, beating them, etc doesnt work. I hope they will be just as cute with shaved heads.